Bad Presents Not to Give Your Family This Holiday Season

Even the most vindictive among us think of Christmas as a prank-free zone. I mean, our parents had plenty of opportunities to screw us over with bad presents: Duplos instead of Legos, or Ataris instead of Nintendos. So, we decided we’d do them a vicarious solid by compiling a list of presents only the dullest of tools in the shed would even give a second thought.

If you yourself are such a blunted ax, then pay attention: this will save you a years worth of snide remarks and uninvitations. Oh, and try to go easy on the eggnog, because that’s the best gift you can give your family this Christmas. Now, here’s the worst…