100 Messages Sent by Hilarious Kids with The Best Intentions

Whether it’s their ignorance of social norms or they just don’t care about being offensive, but we love how honest and hilarious kids are (most of the time). Inspired by BoredPanda, we compiled our favorite kids’ notes.

100.) I Love You Forever

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Hormones can be crazy.

 

99.) Revenge 

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Ew, that is a disturbing image.

98.) Video Games Is Better Than School

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I think this is legit!

 

97.) Same With My Mom

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Moms are the best.

96.) Psychic Kids

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Excuse me, I am?

 

95.) Demanding Kid

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Is that a threat or a promise?

94) He Was A Jerk

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Was he a bully?

 

93.) 0 To 100 Real Quick

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We think there is a typo.

92.) My Life Goals

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Dragons are awesome!

 

91.) School Stinks

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Yay!

90.) Ew

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Thanks for the heads up, kid!

 

89.) Honest Letter

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We will miss you, too!

88.) Just FYI

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I wonder what her parents thought.

 

87.) Please
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Yeah, don’t be mad!

86.) Thanks For The Heads Up

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We understand.

85.) Payback

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Don’t mess with this kid

84.) Watch What You Say Around Your Kids

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Jack was just repeating what his dad said! It’s okay!

83.) Just Kidding!

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Jokes on you, dad!

82.) Please, Santa

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They were polite!

81.) Normal Humanly Functions 

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Don’t we all?

80.) Oh No! Take My Money

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Give the kid the money! He’s being honest.

 

79.) Did You Mean That?

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We don’t think this kid meant that.

78.) Women’s Bodies 101

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Well, she isn’t wrong.

 

77.) Is That Even a Food?

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Read between the lines.

76.) Welp

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Well, this kid is brutally honest

 

75.) Girls Rule, Boys Drool

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I wonder if God will tell this kid the real answer.

74.) We Are Besties…Kinda

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We feel the same way about you.

 

73.) Oreos Are Life 

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Who knew anyone felt this passionately?

72.) Dolla Dolla Bills

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At least this kid knows how to count money!

71.) Happy Merry Christmas 

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It went from sweet to awful real quick.

70.) Not Many Kids Think To Give Thanks for Their Food!

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Most kids complain about their food – not this one! What a sweetheart.

 

69.) #farmlife

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This kid seriously loves his cows!

68.) Is Your Mom Special?

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Unfortunately, this hilarious kid doesn’t think his mom is special.

 

67.) A Letter to a Soldier

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He meant well!

66.) This Is a Bit Inappropriate

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Maybe she meant peonies?

65.) From His Grateful Grandchild

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She has a point; he is old.

64.) Sink or Swim

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At least the kid isn’t scared if he’s thanking his swimming coach!

63.) A Novel Get Well Card

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Those art skills are pretty on-point, too!

62.) Just Poop

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What is it with kids and pooping?

61.) Such a Sweetheart

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Maybe they should lay off on the karate lessons.

60.) Single?

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No worries if you’re single – you can just reach for the pills yourself!

59.) The Day The Kids Learned About Metaphors

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A+ for creativity on this one!

58.) Entrepreneur in Training

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Hilarious kids like this have some high ambitions.

57.) In Case You Forgot, You’re Bald

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Clearly, this kid hasn’t heard of hair transplants.

56.) Awww

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This is pretty adorable.

55.) A Poet in The Making

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If she loves him, why did she kill him? We’re confused by this one.

54.) She Has a Point

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Siblings can be so sweet…

53.) ‘I Love You Even Though You’re Ugly’

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This kid is brutally (but sweetly) honest.

52.) Another Letter To a Soldier

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What a little pessimistic!

51.) Children of Divorce

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This pulls at the heartstrings.

50.) Pay Up

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The kid has a point! Why so slow, Tooth Fairy?

49.) When You’re Forced To Apologize

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The moment the teacher forced the kid to write an apology note.

48.) Backhanded Compliment?

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At least this hilarious kid admits his teacher hasskills, even if she’s not tops on his list.

47.) Polite Voilence

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At least this kid’s polite!

46.) Gotta Love a Mom Who Can Cook

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We also love the “mostly organized.”

45.) Sounds Like Something Went Down This Morning

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This kid sure can hold a grudge!

44.) Farts

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The kid has a point here.

43.) Inspired By Shark Week

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It’s sweet, in its own way.

42.) More Poop Jokes

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Seriously, what is it about poop and farts that kids find so funny?

41.) Should Have Rethought That Birthday Gift

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When you give ‘the perfect gift’ and it backfires.

40.) Die The Most Painful Death

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That’s not a V-Day card we’d ever want to receive!

39.) Poop. Again. Why?!

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“You are not wanted in our clubhouse.”

38.) Once Again: Awww!

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This is so sweet, in such a macabre way.

37.) Sibling Love?

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Another example of a forced card.

36.) Mail Order Bride For Gramps?

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We love this kid’s sense of humor.

35.) Burn in Hell?

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That’s no way to sign a birthday card!

34.) From Poop to Penises

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We love penis? Let’s hope that’s a messed-up flower bouquet.

33.) More Penis Drawings

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Perhaps these kids need some art classes.

32.) More Bathroom Humor

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At least the word “poop” wasn’t included this time (just insinuated).

31.) When Cupid’s Arrow Misses

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This Valentine’s Day card is a bit gruesome! At least there’s no dripping blood.

30.) What Is Santa Doing?

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Another kid in need of art classes.

29.) She’s Just Trying to Help!

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Sometimes you just need a little extra encouragement when you’re dieting. This loving daughter is providing just that!

28.) More Flatulence Jokes

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Hallmark realizes how hilarious kids find fart jokes, so they’ve created a line of cards around it!

27.) Oh, No!

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This poor child. We hope he’s wrong and quickly gets a phone call or a card back!

26.) Art Classes Needed!

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We love that the teacher or parents had to write “mushrooms” on this child’s drawing. Someone, please send Danielle to art school!

25.) You’re Mean

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Likely true, but at least the child still loves Mom!

24.) The All-Encompassing Card

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“Thank you for the shit.” We can’t think of a better way to sum up a thank-you notewhen you receive multiple gifts!

23.) Baby Like Back

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Way to be blunt, kid.

22.) Flying Penises?

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Seriously, though, what are those supposed to be?

21.) Spellcheck Needed

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There are so many things we could say about this card, but we’ll resist. Someone please get this kid a dictionary and teach her how to spell!

20.) The ‘Inpotent’ Family 

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Maybe this kid meant “impotent,” but clearly, that’s fake news with this many kids running around!

19.) P.S. I Love You

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We wouldn’t want to cross Riley – she has some serious ideas about revenge!

18.) Someone Woke Up on The Wrong Side of The Bed!

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Sounds like mom did something to piss Julian off this morning.

17.) We Hope This Is a Thermometer

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If that’s the case, then get well soon, kid! And while you’re at it, practice your drawing skills. They’re lacking a bit.

16.) ‘So Special’

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We hope she meant to say ‘Kurt.’

15.) Dear Soldier …

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More from the archives of notes to soldiers.

14.) Dictionary Time!

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LOL, spelling mistakes are some of our favorites with these hilarious kids.

13.) We Present Exhibit A, YourHonor

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Yikes! Valerie better give this letter to a lawyer for safe keeping should she ever disappear.

12.) That Little Ingrate

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What a rude little kid!

11.) When Your Mom’s a Wino

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This mama knows wine really is a girl’s best friend (and apparently her child knows it, too).

10.) Beware The Gas Leak

At least he said “gas” rather than “fart.” Evan seems a bit classier than some of the other bathroom humor-loving hilarious kids!

9.) Good Intentions

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These notes to soldiers are so inappropriately sweet. We hope they put a smile on these soldier’s faces, despite being unintentionally morbid!

8.) Ho?

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This kid has us outsmarted – we don’t even know what an atomic number is.

7.) Spelling + Hat Hilarity

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We love hilarious kids with hilarious art projects. This one needs both art classes and a dictionary!

6.) At Least She’s in The Top 5!

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There’s always room for growth; maybe next week she’ll be at the top of the list?

5.) Congrats on Living Meat-Free!

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These hilarious kids of a vegan gave their mama this sweet card for achieving her major milestone.

(If you’re vegan, congrats on your life change as well. Here are a few of our fave vegan desserts for you – make your kids go whip one up for you!)

4.) Puppy or Baby?

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We understand, Joyce. We’d have wanted a puppy too! Check out a few of our favorite puppy pics – they’ll put a big smile on your face and make you feel better! Although, they’ll likely make you want a puppy even more than you already do.

3.) Sorry Not Sorry!

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When will teachers learn: If you’re going to force a kid to write a note, you better check that note before it’s given away!

2.) ‘Sometimes’ is Better Than Never

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Here’s to brutal honesty …

1.) A Flair For The Dramatic

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Someone’s had a rough day.

Do you have hilarious kids who have left you some brutally honest notes? Tell us in the comments!

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