20+ Savage Yet Funny Breakup Texts You’ll Be Happy Weren’t Sent To You

The first rule in the dating book is that you never break up via text. However, in our rapid-fire text message world and non-stop Tinder notifications age, the rules are shifting. Not only are some couples calling things off via text, but they also get creative in doing so, resulting in some savage and yet funny breakup texts.

Forget about sweet romance letters and Shakespearean sonnets; forget about movie-like goodbyes and cry-under-the-rain breakups; these people have none of that.

Whether it’s out of revenge or to harness internet karma, here are the funny breakup texts of couples who brutally ended things!

1.) The Wake-Up Call

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Short, effective, savage. We give it a 10/10.

Every once in a while, it’s healthy for a couple to assess where they’re at and for each of them to honestly ask themselves whether they are suitable for each other or not. This person clearly knows it’s not the case.