And while his bodyguards somehow resisted the temptation to “accidentally” drop the young pop star off the side of the wall, they surely need no reminders of the true depths of his awfulness. Just one look at him, and they, along with the rest of the world, can see it all too clearly.
5 The “I’m So Deep”
In his defense, this face is in no way Justin Bieber’s creation. Every crappy teen heartthrob has worn this face on the cover of countless horrendous magazines throughout history. It’s a face that tries desperately to convince the audience that there is some really serious thinking going on behind those eyes. And who knows, maybe the photographer asked him about the rising tensions in Syria and that triggered Justin’s look, but more likely, it was just his reaction to the query “Do you think vampires might be real?”
4 The “Vacant Space”
Now this, this is the look that tells us all about what’s really going on inside the brain of the Biebs. And apparently, it’s in sleep mode. This face, only exacerbated by the fact that he’s shirtless for absolutely no reason, says to the world, “I literally could not have less on my mind at this very moment. Like, if my brain was making a noise right now, it would definitely be the low, dull hum of a thousand sleeping toads.”
3 The “What Did You Call Me?”
The man-boy in this picture is clearly less than pleased. So what’s his problem? Well, this is the look of someone that just overheard one of the poor, helpless fathers who’s been dragged to his concert compare him to some other intolerable musical “talent” who eventually flamed out. Just look at him, this face is made of equal parts pure disgust and terror, and is that of a young man trying to convince the doubting dad, and more importantly himself, that “I am NOTHING like Vanilla Ice, you son of a bitch!”
2 The “Keep It Tight”
This, ladies and gentleman, is by far the most alert and concentrated you will ever see Justin Bieber. For in this moment, he is a purely centered being, focused solely on one mission; trying to convince the world that he’s ripped. Sure, in actuality he’s nothing more than a skinny kid who probably couldn’t bench press an iPhone, but if he crouches just so, and doesn’t move or breath much… there it is! Dude’s shredded!
1 The “Cranky Toddler”
Justin Bieber might not look like much in the way of intimidation, but don’t get on this kid’s bad side, lest you face the wrath of a pop icon that’s missed his afternoon nap. Like a baby without his binky, the singer blew his lid on the paparazzi a few months back, resulting in this hilarious first person shot of a Bieber scorned. Add in the ridiculous hat and shirt combo, and you’ve got a runaway winner for best Bieber face of all time.