100 Messages Sent by Hilarious Kids with The Best Intentions
Whether it’s their ignorance of social norms or they just don’t care about being offensive, but we love how honest and hilarious kids are (most of the time). Inspired by BoredPanda, we compiled our favorite kids’ notes.
100.) I Love You Forever
Hormones can be crazy.
99.) Revenge
Ew, that is a disturbing image.
98.) Video Games Is Better Than School
I think this is legit!
97.) Same With My Mom
Moms are the best.
96.) Psychic Kids
Excuse me, I am?
95.) Demanding Kid
Is that a threat or a promise?
94) He Was A Jerk
Was he a bully?
93.) 0 To 100 Real Quick
We think there is a typo.
92.) My Life Goals
Dragons are awesome!
91.) School Stinks
Yay!
90.) Ew
Thanks for the heads up, kid!
89.) Honest Letter
We will miss you, too!
88.) Just FYI
I wonder what her parents thought.
87.) Please
Yeah, don’t be mad!
86.) Thanks For The Heads Up
We understand.
85.) Payback
Don’t mess with this kid
84.) Watch What You Say Around Your Kids
Jack was just repeating what his dad said! It’s okay!
83.) Just Kidding!
Jokes on you, dad!
82.) Please, Santa
They were polite!
81.) Normal Humanly Functions
Don’t we all?
80.) Oh No! Take My Money
Give the kid the money! He’s being honest.
79.) Did You Mean That?
We don’t think this kid meant that.
78.) Women’s Bodies 101
Well, she isn’t wrong.
77.) Is That Even a Food?
Read between the lines.
76.) Welp
Well, this kid is brutally honest
75.) Girls Rule, Boys Drool
I wonder if God will tell this kid the real answer.
74.) We Are Besties…Kinda
We feel the same way about you.
73.) Oreos Are Life
Who knew anyone felt this passionately?
72.) Dolla Dolla Bills
At least this kid knows how to count money!
71.) Happy Merry Christmas
It went from sweet to awful real quick.
70.) Not Many Kids Think To Give Thanks for Their Food!
Most kids complain about their food – not this one! What a sweetheart.
69.) #farmlife
This kid seriously loves his cows!
68.) Is Your Mom Special?
Unfortunately, this hilarious kid doesn’t think his mom is special.
67.) A Letter to a Soldier
He meant well!
66.) This Is a Bit Inappropriate
Maybe she meant peonies?
65.) From His Grateful Grandchild
She has a point; he is old.
64.) Sink or Swim
At least the kid isn’t scared if he’s thanking his swimming coach!
63.) A Novel Get Well Card
Those art skills are pretty on-point, too!
62.) Just Poop
What is it with kids and pooping?
61.) Such a Sweetheart
Maybe they should lay off on the karate lessons.
60.) Single?
No worries if you’re single – you can just reach for the pills yourself!
59.) The Day The Kids Learned About Metaphors
A+ for creativity on this one!
58.) Entrepreneur in Training
Hilarious kids like this have some high ambitions.
57.) In Case You Forgot, You’re Bald
Clearly, this kid hasn’t heard of hair transplants.
56.) Awww
This is pretty adorable.
55.) A Poet in The Making
If she loves him, why did she kill him? We’re confused by this one.
54.) She Has a Point
Siblings can be so sweet…
53.) ‘I Love You Even Though You’re Ugly’
This kid is brutally (but sweetly) honest.
52.) Another Letter To a Soldier
What a little pessimistic!
51.) Children of Divorce
This pulls at the heartstrings.
50.) Pay Up
The kid has a point! Why so slow, Tooth Fairy?
49.) When You’re Forced To Apologize
The moment the teacher forced the kid to write an apology note.
48.) Backhanded Compliment?
At least this hilarious kid admits his teacher hasskills, even if she’s not tops on his list.
47.) Polite Voilence
At least this kid’s polite!
46.) Gotta Love a Mom Who Can Cook
We also love the “mostly organized.”
45.) Sounds Like Something Went Down This Morning
This kid sure can hold a grudge!
44.) Farts
The kid has a point here.
43.) Inspired By Shark Week
It’s sweet, in its own way.
42.) More Poop Jokes
Seriously, what is it about poop and farts that kids find so funny?
41.) Should Have Rethought That Birthday Gift
When you give ‘the perfect gift’ and it backfires.
40.) Die The Most Painful Death
That’s not a V-Day card we’d ever want to receive!
39.) Poop. Again. Why?!
“You are not wanted in our clubhouse.”
38.) Once Again: Awww!
This is so sweet, in such a macabre way.
37.) Sibling Love?
Another example of a forced card.
36.) Mail Order Bride For Gramps?
We love this kid’s sense of humor.
35.) Burn in Hell?
That’s no way to sign a birthday card!
34.) From Poop to Penises
We love penis? Let’s hope that’s a messed-up flower bouquet.
33.) More Penis Drawings
Perhaps these kids need some art classes.
32.) More Bathroom Humor
At least the word “poop” wasn’t included this time (just insinuated).
31.) When Cupid’s Arrow Misses
This Valentine’s Day card is a bit gruesome! At least there’s no dripping blood.
30.) What Is Santa Doing?
Another kid in need of art classes.
29.) She’s Just Trying to Help!
Sometimes you just need a little extra encouragement when you’re dieting. This loving daughter is providing just that!
28.) More Flatulence Jokes
Hallmark realizes how hilarious kids find fart jokes, so they’ve created a line of cards around it!
27.) Oh, No!
This poor child. We hope he’s wrong and quickly gets a phone call or a card back!
26.) Art Classes Needed!
We love that the teacher or parents had to write “mushrooms” on this child’s drawing. Someone, please send Danielle to art school!
25.) You’re Mean
Likely true, but at least the child still loves Mom!
24.) The All-Encompassing Card
“Thank you for the shit.” We can’t think of a better way to sum up a thank-you notewhen you receive multiple gifts!
23.) Baby Like Back
Way to be blunt, kid.
22.) Flying Penises?
Seriously, though, what are those supposed to be?
21.) Spellcheck Needed
There are so many things we could say about this card, but we’ll resist. Someone please get this kid a dictionary and teach her how to spell!
20.) The ‘Inpotent’ Family
Maybe this kid meant “impotent,” but clearly, that’s fake news with this many kids running around!
19.) P.S. I Love You
We wouldn’t want to cross Riley – she has some serious ideas about revenge!
18.) Someone Woke Up on The Wrong Side of The Bed!
Sounds like mom did something to piss Julian off this morning.
17.) We Hope This Is a Thermometer
If that’s the case, then get well soon, kid! And while you’re at it, practice your drawing skills. They’re lacking a bit.
16.) ‘So Special’
We hope she meant to say ‘Kurt.’
15.) Dear Soldier …
More from the archives of notes to soldiers.
14.) Dictionary Time!
LOL, spelling mistakes are some of our favorites with these hilarious kids.
13.) We Present Exhibit A, YourHonor
Yikes! Valerie better give this letter to a lawyer for safe keeping should she ever disappear.
12.) That Little Ingrate
What a rude little kid!
11.) When Your Mom’s a Wino
This mama knows wine really is a girl’s best friend (and apparently her child knows it, too).
10.) Beware The Gas Leak
At least he said “gas” rather than “fart.” Evan seems a bit classier than some of the other bathroom humor-loving hilarious kids!
9.) Good Intentions
These notes to soldiers are so inappropriately sweet. We hope they put a smile on these soldier’s faces, despite being unintentionally morbid!
8.) Ho?
This kid has us outsmarted – we don’t even know what an atomic number is.
7.) Spelling + Hat Hilarity
We love hilarious kids with hilarious art projects. This one needs both art classes and a dictionary!
6.) At Least She’s in The Top 5!
There’s always room for growth; maybe next week she’ll be at the top of the list?
5.) Congrats on Living Meat-Free!
These hilarious kids of a vegan gave their mama this sweet card for achieving her major milestone.
(If you’re vegan, congrats on your life change as well. Here are a few of our fave vegan desserts for you – make your kids go whip one up for you!)
4.) Puppy or Baby?
We understand, Joyce. We’d have wanted a puppy too! Check out a few of our favorite puppy pics – they’ll put a big smile on your face and make you feel better! Although, they’ll likely make you want a puppy even more than you already do.
3.) Sorry Not Sorry!
When will teachers learn: If you’re going to force a kid to write a note, you better check that note before it’s given away!
2.) ‘Sometimes’ is Better Than Never
Here’s to brutal honesty …
1.) A Flair For The Dramatic
Someone’s had a rough day.
Do you have hilarious kids who have left you some brutally honest notes? Tell us in the comments!
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