Kids truly do and say the darnedest things, don’t they? Sometimes they’ll make your jaw drop and sometimes they’ll have moments of brilliance. On the other hand, you’ll scratch your head and think – what on earth is going on in that tiny little brain of theirs? These funny kids have a keen understanding of how to make their teachers heads spin. Of course, what else is going to brighten up a teacher’s day by giving them a giggle while marking endless tests? These funny kids might not be getting straight A’s but they’re on track to being a show stopping comedian.
Take a look at our top hundred responses from students who drove their teachers crazy:
This Color Would Surely Kick Off Down Under
Kids nowadays are clever.
Especially when they know celebrities.
Why Are Adults So Polite?
This kid is quick to pick up on different social cues.
It’s okay not to be “good.”
Not Sure If This Would Be a Hit At Your Next Party
Did they watch Indiana Jones?
Brains aren’t tasty.
Totally Legit, What Gives?
They aren’t wrong.
The teacher should have given them half points!
Everybody Loves Me
“This is me.
I am buff.”
The Correct Answer: H-E-Double Hockey Sticks
Hey, we’ve got some bad news for ya:
School get’s worse.
She’s Looking For Her Cubs
Bear, why would you be in the way?
Get out of here.
Break It Out
Plants being in a cell is sad.
10/10 deserves all points.
The Sexism Is Strong With This One
Who taught the kid this?
This is just wrong.
Glug, Glug, Glug
Every mom wants wine for Christmas.
Can you imagine having kids?
Ice, Ice, Baby
Ice is what you put in your drink to cool it down.
Sometimes you eat it.
Love The Teacher’s Response
Now put your hands up!
Saturn deserves ALL the rings.
1, 2, 3, 4 Components, Spot On
Let’s run away!
20 Minutes Tony’s Never Going To Get Back
Only nerds are talented.
Am I right?
His Answer Clearly Holds More Weight
You are smart, kid!
We are so proud.
Keep Livin’ The Dream
Frankie, have your parents called you this before?
Poor little guy.
This is a math class.
But the answer is for English and you would have gotten an A!
Hey, don’t be mean to the picture!
He isn’t chubby.
Ghostbusters: The True Story
Ghosts are real.
They are on the paper!
He Should Become a DJ
The song is stuck in your head now.
Sounds Like Heff Not Matthew
That’s a lot of girlfriends.
Matthew needs to learn respect and values.
Are they her friends?
It’s okay, those are the cool kids.
She’s Not Wrong
The picture is misleading!
It does look like poop.
That’s a Proper Reflection
Yeah, you thought wrong.
We did too.
A Bit Pessimistic
Liam, you might live past 100!
You never know.
We Agree With This Little Romantic
The teacher needs to lighten up!
Love is the strongest emotion on earth.
The Other 4 Letter F-word
Why is there yellow coming out from the butt?
So many questions that we are scared to get the answer to.
A For Effort
That’s all that matters.
Romance is on this kid’s mind.
It’s sweet but kinda weird.
Thankfully The Image Was There For Clarification
Please teach this kid how to spell horses.
It’s an important detail.
I don’t think your mom will be happy reading about this.
Please keep your mouth shut.
Honesty Is The Best Policy
Some children get to the point where they don’t care.
This student is learning young.
No Confidence Problems Here
No, you are not.
Morgan Freeman is God.
Tables don’t have feelings, but it’s okay!
We’d Be Mad
You are right, Lola, hot dogs are gross.
Pizza is the way to go!
Fashionist In Training
Shopaholic at an early age.
Wait until they find online shopping.
No Shame In Using Your Fingers
Do what makes you feel smart, kid.
No shame in that!
Is He Wrong? Technically Not
Yes, you are right.
You did use math.
A+ For Critical Thinking
What kind of question is that?
Of course, a student will give you that answer.
Teachers need to be more specific in their directions
Mistakes like these happen!
Not Everyone’s an Artist
Some children hate drawing.
Don’t force them to draw if they don’t want to.
Uh, someone call the English teacher!
I think they mean “math.”
Looks Correct To Us
All the points go to……
That is the right answer.
The logic does not make sense though.
He’s Over It
See you later!
Way To Look For The Positive Here
The bus ride is where you can hang with friends!
The show DID probably get boring.
We Love The Mom’s Response
Mrs. Smith, no need to explain.
Your kid needs to draw better!
Mom, do you have a problem?
When Kids Learn ‘Bad’ Words
Butt is a bad word?
When did that happen?
This Kid Deserves an A+
He did what you told him to do!
Don’t punish him.
Forgery at Its Finest
Hmm, Mrs. Power looks like she is having a rough day.
That doesn’t look like her handwriting.
And Drunk Driving Is Bad
Wait, is he a beaver?
That would explain a lot.
Well, They Aren’t Wrong
Teachers need to ask better questions.
The student is OBVIOUSLY correct.
This Kid Is Bringing Awareness To a Good Cause
THE KID IS WOKE.
That’s a Bold Strategy
ALL THE POINTS, KID.
That’s What We Would Have Said
That seems like the correct answer.
A student should not have this responsibility on their shoulders
Why are we asking children this?
That’s not right.
One Is The Loneliest Number
I am lonely,
Oh so lonely.
We Think That Is Creative Enough
That’s a simple answer!
That’s a Real Head Scratcher
Scratch your head.
It looks like he was thinking hard on this.
That’s a word.
Give them the points1
Standing On a Throne Would Just Be Weird
The queen doesn’t have to do anything else!
Wow, the teacher is a noob.
The Body Has Real Chemistry
The student is creative.
We love it.
We Hope Not
Don’t you mean math?
What The Duck
It’s so funny when little kids curse.
It’s fine, that’s the right answer.
It’s Not A Threat, It’s A Promise
Is that a pony?
It looks more like a potato.
Why does Bob have so many candy bars?
WHY DID HE EAT SO MANY CANDY BARS? Bob has a problem.
Don’t Go, Lincoln
“Never go to the play, Lincoln.
You will regret it.”
Meme Thinks It’s Funny
They put more effort into a drawing then the problem.
What a win!
The Teacher Rick Rolled The Class
How does that make you feel?
We hope that every kid got it right.
This Kid Deserves The A+
The questions seem to be all over the place.
What is this class?
Remember Kids, Always Hit The Save Button
Did your DS survive?
That seems traumatic.
The Biggest Burp Award Goes To
Candy is delicious.
Toys are fun.
I Wish This Was My Kid
Are they talking about the dad or the kid?
The world may never know.
Honesty Is Key
A rocket ship!
Tetris > Math
The game is fun.
Math is not fun.
The award for smartest kid goes to…
I Would Bank On an A
“Bank” is the right answer.
We all do, kid.
We all do.
Giraffes Deserve Bonus Points
More points for the giraffe, please!
A+ for you!
Nothing Is Wrong Here
The drawing looks like he is going to the bathroom.
Yay for creativity.
What a Load of Barnacles
Seahorses are better.
Enough of your barnacles!
That is a jerk move to pull!
We don’t get it.
Dolla Dolla Bills
Money for everyone!
Why are you making your mama jokes?
That’s not nice.
High School Is The Worst
People are terrible throughout the world.
There’s a Thing Called Technology
Stop being lazy.
Agreed. Dogs Deserve Hugs
Don’t teach violence!
Dogs are amazing creatures.
This Kid Is Going Places
What a smarty pants.
They deserve an award.
All The Points
Now you can’t be wrong.
That’s The Spirit
What a tough guy/girl!
We love it.
Survival mood will always kick in.
This kid knows what’s up.
Emma Knows Safe Sex Is Great Sex
Hopefully, this prom kid knew what to do.
Emma, we hope they didn’t let you down.
The Eiffel Tower Is Huge
Yay, you are right!
I Hope They Got Extra Points
That’s a great picture.
The Magic Penguin Would Know
The magical penguin let you down.
You will not pass the class now.
We Definitely Sang This In Our Heads
The Big Bang Theory is a great show.
This student obviously watches it.
There Is Something Suspicious Here
Marcus is a liar and should not compete.
My Mom Says The Same Thing
Yeah, clean up after yourself ya gross kid!
Stop being lazy.
Are you laughing yet? We hope so! Which one was your favorite? Are you the parent or teacher of some funny kids? We’d love to see more if you have some snaps from genius kids giving all the “right” answers on your tests.
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