While moms are notorious for their funny #MomQuotes, dads are notorious for their dad jokes: “An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a father to his children.”
In honor of Father’s Day, we’ve rounded up a few of our favorite dad jokes. If you’re a new dad, consider practicing these, as you’ll need them over the years. If you plan on celebrating your dad this father’s day, make sure you get him the perfect father’s day gift (and laugh at his dad jokes).
1.) It’s Out of This World
Dad Joke: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Punchline: Great food, no atmosphere.
2.) How ‘Bout Them Apples?
Dad Joke: How many apples grow on a tree?
Punchline: All of them!
3.) Hint: Hammer And Nails Not Included
Dad Joke: How does a penguin build its house?
Punchline: Igloos it together.
4.) Animal Jokes Are The Best
Dad Joke: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
Punchline: An irrelephant!
5.) Did You Hear About The Construction Worker?
Dad Joke: Want to hear a joke about construction?
Punchline: I’m still working on it.
6.) Gotta Love Cheesy Jokes
Dad Joke: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Punchline: Nacho Cheese.
7.) When Dad Jokes Get Literal
Dad Joke: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Punchline: It was two tired.
8.) This One May Take a Sec
Dad Joke: Two goldfish are in a tank…
Punchline: One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”
9.) It’s Not A Chamin
Dad Joke: What do you call a fat psychic?
Punchline: A four-chin teller
10.) It’s Not What You Think!
Dad Joke: What’s brown and sticky?
Punchline: A stick.
11.) Oh, Dad
Dad Joke: You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there?
12.) Fun Fact
Dad Joke: Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
Punchline: They were cooked in Greece.
13.) That Damn Show Get Him Every Time
Dad Joke: I just watched a documentary about beavers.
Punchline: It was the best dam show I ever saw!
14.) Maybe Dad Could Stop Them With His Humor
Dad Joke: What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Punchline: An iWitness!
15.) It’s Gonna Be May
Dad Joke: Spring is here!
Punchline: I got so excited I wet my plants!
16.) No Food For You, Ham Sandwich
Dad Joke: What did the bartender say when the ham sandwich walked into the bar and ordered a beer?
Punchline: Sorry, we don’t serve food here!
17.) Hint: It’s Not Jenny
Dad Joke: What’s Forrest Gump’s gmail password?
18.) He Should Have Given Him a Budweiser
Dad Joke: Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Punchline: Because he was a little horse!
19.) He Wasn’t Just a Lifesaver…
Dad Joke: Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
Punchline: They say he made a mint.
Dad Joke: Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Punchline: Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
21.) An Oldie But A Goodie
Dad Joke: How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Punchline: Put a little boogie in it!
22.) We’re Wondering Why The Man Was Invisible
Dad Joke: Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Punchline: He couldn’t see himself doing it.
23.) Burn Baby Burn
Dad Joke: How do you make holy water?
Punchline: You boil the hell out of it.
24.) We Bet It was Bach’s Favorite, too
Dad Joke: What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Punchline: A ba-na-na-na.
Dad Joke: What did the horse say after it tripped?
Punchline: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
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