25 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad You Can’t Help But Laugh

While moms are notorious for their funny #MomQuotes, dads are notorious for their dad jokes: “An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a father to his children.”

 

In honor of Father’s Day, we’ve rounded up a few of our favorite dad jokes. If you’re a new dad, consider practicing these, as you’ll need them over the years. If you plan on celebrating your dad this father’s day, make sure you get him the perfect father’s day gift (and laugh at his dad jokes).

1.) It’s Out of This World

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Dad Joke: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

 

Punchline: Great food, no atmosphere.

 

 

2.) How ‘Bout Them Apples?

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Dad Joke: How many apples grow on a tree?

 

 

Punchline: All of them!

 

 

3.) Hint: Hammer And Nails Not Included

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Dad Joke: How does a penguin build it’s house?

 

Punchline: Igloos it together.

 

 

 

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4.) Animal Jokes Are The Best

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Dad Joke: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

 

 

Punchline: An irrelephant!

 

 

5.) Did You Hear About The Construction Worker?

 

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Dad Joke: Want to hear a joke about construction?

 

Punchline: I’m still working on it.

 

 

6.) Gotta Love Cheesy Jokes

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Dad Joke: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

 

 

Punchline:  Nacho Cheese.

 

 

7.) When Dad Jokes Get Literal

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Dad Joke: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

 

Punchline:It was two tired.

 

 

8.) This One May Take a Sec

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Dad Joke: Two goldfish are in a tank…

 

 

Punchline: One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”

 

 

9.) It’s Not A Chamin

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Dad Joke: What do you call a fat psychic?

 

Punchline: A four-chin teller

 

 

10.) It’s Not What You Think!

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Dad Joke: What’s brown and sticky?

 

 

Punchline: A stick.

 

 

11.) Oh, Dad

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Dad Joke: You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when youcome out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there?

 

Punchline:  European!

 

 

12.) Fun Fact

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Dad Joke: Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?

 

 

Punchline: They were cooked in Greece.

 

 

13.) That Damn Show Get Him Every Time

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Dad Joke:  I just watched a documentary about beavers.

 

Punchline: It was the best dam show I ever saw!

 

 

14.) Maybe Dad Could Stop Them With His Humor

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Dad Joke: What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

 

 

Punchline: An iWitness!

 

 

15.) It’s Gonna Be May

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Dad Joke: Spring is here!

 

Punchline: I got so excited I wet my plants!

 

 

16.) No Food For You, Ham Sandwich

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Dad Joke: What did the bartender say when the ham sandwhich walked into the bar and ordered a beer?

 

 

Punchline: Sorry, we don’t serve food here!

 

 

17.) Hint: It’s Not Jenny

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Dad Joke: What’s Forrest Gump’s gmail password?

 

Punchline: 1forrest1

 

 

18.) He Should Have Given Him a Budweiser

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Dad Joke: Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

 

 

Punchline: Because he was a little horse!

 

 

19.) He Wasn’t Just a Lifesaver…

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Dad Joke: Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

 

Punchline: They say he made a mint.

 

 

20.) LOL

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Dad Joke: Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

 

 

Punchline: Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!

 

 

21.) An Oldie But A Goodie

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Dad Joke: How do you make a Kleenex dance?

 

Punchline: Put a little boogie in it!

 

 

22.) We’re Wondering Why The Man Was Invisible

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Dad Joke: Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

 

 

Punchline: He couldn’t see himself doing it.

 

 

23.) Burn Baby Burn

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Dad Joke: How do you make holy water?

 

Punchline: You boil the hell out of it.

 

 

24.) We Bet It was Bach’s Favorite, too

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Dad Joke: What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

 

 

Punchline: A ba-na-na-na.

 

 

25.) Neigh!

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Dad Joke: What did the horse say after it tripped?

 

Punchline: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

 

 

 

We can’t get enough of these terrible dad jokes. What’s the best dad joke you’ve ever heard? Tell us in the comments!

 

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