60 Bad Hotels That Didn’t Get a Five-Star Review But Will Make You LOL

Hotel pictures and descriptions don’t always live up to how they are in real life. Sometimes, you show up and you think, wow, what a great place, only to turn back the sheets and be greeted with a surprise. Of course, the opposite is also true. You think it’s one of those really bad hotels and then, BAM, you’re offered the sweetest welcome.

Today, we’re going to take a look at the former — the bad hotels that may claim to be a five star but are not following through. If you travel a lot, there’s a good chance one of the following 60 nightmares has happened to you. Just try not to cringe.

 

1.) Let Your Imagination Run Wild As You Gaze Through The Curtains Onto Paradise

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2.) If You Want Wi-Fi You First Have To Pass This Spelling Bee Test

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3.) The Place Where Every Customer’s Opinion Is Valued

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4.) Better To Be Safe Than Sorry

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5.) It’s The Thought That Counts, Right?

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6.) Through Door Number One You’ll Find a Bathroom — You’ll Also Find a Closet. Choose Wisely!

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7.) Toilet Paper Faux Pas At Its Finest

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8.) At Least They’ve Got Their Privacy

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9.) Hotel Gifts That Are More Rewarding To Open Than They Are To Enjoy

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10.) Perhaps a Wall or a Two-Way Mirror Would Be a Better Option — No One Needs To See That

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11.) The Perfect Hotel for Practicing Your Parkour

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12.) The Real Question Is Which Combination Will Open the Chamber of Secrets?

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13.) Objects In MirrorAre Further Away Than They Appear

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14.) Somebody Call The Locksmith!

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15.) Keeping You Partially Cooled and 100% Guessing Whether The Other Half Is In The Room Next To You

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16.) Too Hot To Handle

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17.) Candles Also Emit Light, Right?

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18.) Couldn’t Afford The Sexy Ceiling Mirror So You’ll Have To Use Your Imagination

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19.) Thou Shalt Not Pass

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20.) Kudos To The Designer

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21.) Top Points for Creativity, Even If It Is a Little Gross

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22.) They Must Have Had a Buy One Get One Free Sale on This Superb Artwork. What a Steal!

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23.) The Only Cinema Where You’d Want To Be In The Front Row

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24.) Going Up or Going Down? Who Knows on These Tricky Stairs

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25.) If You Stand In The Center of The Pool While There’s a Torrential Down Pour and Close Your Eyes, It Will Feel Like You’re Swimming

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26.) Art Work Reminiscent of What You Find In The Drain From Time To Time

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27.) There’s a Great View But It’s Just Obscured By This Massive, Ugly Building

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28.) The Place Where China Is The Center of The Universe

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29.) The Real Kicker Is, How Did They Know!?!

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30.) Don’t Smoke, But If You Do, Here’s an Ashtray

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31.) No Shakers Required Salt and Pepper Shakers

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32.) “You Can’t Eat This Soup Standing Up, Your Knees Buckle.” — Jerry Seinfeld, In The Soup Nazi

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33.) Braille Can Be Read Through Plexiglas, Right?

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34.) You Gotta Wonder How Many Fish WereCleaned In Rooms Before This Sign Was Put Up

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35.) You’ll Eventually Get To The Right Room, Just Press All The Buttons

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36.) The Hotel Gym Where Two of Your Doppelgangers Exist

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37.)Big Brother Is Watching — So Is The Front Desk

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38.) Samuel L. Jackson Says, “Go The F*ck To Sleep”

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39.) The Bong Is Lit

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40.) Looks Like This Hotel Wanted to Give Dr. Seuss a Run for His Money,Confusing Patrons Along The Way

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41.) Typical Germans, Always with The Nein and Never with The Ja

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42.) Are People Cooking Dogs and Cats in Their Rooms?

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43.) In Case of Fire, Do Nothing

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44.) Lost In Translation

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45.) Looks Like Washing Your Hands Might Prove To Be a Bit Difficult

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46.) Beware of Dog Only If It’s That Time of The Month or You’re Craving a Late Night Snack

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47.) For the Love of God Order Some New Mattresses

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48.) Why Oh Why Isn’t The Air Conditioning Working? Hrmmmmm

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49.) Turn The Tap Left for Vanilla and Right for Chocolate

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50.) Instead of Paying for The Snack Bar, Try These!

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51.) All The Money Was Used Up Creating The Most Awesome and Inviting Hotel Ever …

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52.) The Interior Decorator of This Room Should Find a New Profession

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53.) Adventure Time Includes Wading Around The Toilets and Garbage

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54.) That Doesn’t Look Very Promising

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55.) You Choose: Bottom Bunk or Hammock That Looks Like It’s About To Collapse

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56.) This Toilet Companion Only Bites Always

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57.) At Least The Price Is Right

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58.) Some HotelsPull Out All The Stops To Make Sure Their Customers Leave Satisfied

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59.) What Was That Pulled Out of?

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60.) Welcome To The Place Nightmares Are Made of

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Have any of these horrendously bad hotelfail situations happened to you? It’s always better when you can relate to someone else’s struggles. We hope you’ve enjoyed this article. Please comment below if you want to share your story!

**Special thanks to Bored Panda and College Humor for sourcing these over-the-top hotel fail photos.

 

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