All Ugly Basketball Starting 5

By Zack January 22, 2013 View all posts (3)
Image Credit: Ramon Espelt Photography / Shutterstock
Unfortunately these 5 people make the worst looking basketball team.

5 Center: Chris Kaman

Again a position that has lots Pau Gasol, Manute Bol, Gheorghe Muresan…but i really think Chris takes the cake on this one. He looks like a Geiko cave man. And when he has his hair shaved even worse….this guy in my book is #1

4 Power Forward: Popeye Jones

As we get to to the big men, to be honest for some reason there is a plethora of really bad looking humans. So this one is really a toss up, but Popeye takes the cake. Those ears and that death stare. You know when you see a guy on the court and you are like…”man that guy is like looking at a bad car accident, just can’t look away” , However he does win for best name on the all Ugly Team

3 Small Forward: Adam Morrison

I feel like Adam knew he was hit with the ugly branch a few times, and instead of hiding it, he just made it look as terrible as possible with his long gross hair and terrible mustache.

2 Shooting Guard: Latrell Speewell

Spreewell was quite a character. He choked people had tons of babies and baby mama’s I think like 6 and counting. Sprewell’s career came to an unexpected end in 2005 when he refused a $21-million three-year contract offer from the Timberwolves, which he implied would not be enough to feed his children. He looks like a dog

1 Point Guard: Sam Cassell

Sam was a good point guard and played a long career. Sorry for all of us we had to endure his looks for 15 seasons. The alien or more specifically ET is top of the list

Excessive Injuries and Air Balls Galore: the Top 5 NBA Draft Busts of All Time Excessive Injuries and Air Balls Galore: the Top 5 NBA Draft Busts of All Time