Sure, online dating is a great thing, giving people access to a wider pool of swinging singles than they could have ever hoped to meet even a decade ago. But, some people have decided to go the opposite direction by focusing their attention on a particular attribute or hobby they’d like to find in their future lover. Because it wouldn’t be very fun to write about innocuous sites like BlondeDating.com, we decided to compile our list of the weirdest and wackiest dating sites on the World Wide Web. So take a look and see if you find anything that strikes your fancy!
5 Smokin’ Hotties
To be blunt, 420Single.com is the best dating site to meet local sticky green herb enthusiasts. Yes, if you’ve got the munchies for love, then this is the site with the tasty treats you’ve been looking for. And, if you can remember where you put your car keys, you could even meet up with them and toke together—because these home grown hotties and hubbies are just a click and a snap away.
4 Atlas Luvved
Ayn Rand famously said that the smallest minority on earth is the individual. But if you feel like reaching out and finding some romance, TheAtlasphere.com might be the place for you. The fountainhead of Ayn-minded singles, you can search a database of people who share your libertarian-leaning views. With plenty of objective (and objectivist) beauties that’ll make you randy, there’s no reason to shrug when you check out this site.
3 Mennonite Match-Making
Been spending most your life looking for an Amish dating site? Amish-Online-Dating.com seems like the perfect place to find someone to build your barn with. Though, it does beg certain questions. Specifically, how can a society that by-and-large has rejected the modern advantages of electricity necessitate a large-scale dating site? Still, if you’re sick of English and can’t find ye perfect match, grow a beard for your shot at love with this humorous and blasphemous site.
2 You Say Tomato, I Say Tomahto
If you’ve got a green thumb and an artichoke heart, SaladMatch.com has created the perfect romantic system for you. Run by New York-based Just Salad, users choose their favorite salad ingredients in an attempt to toss together the perfect blend for romaine romance. Though it is a novelty, it actually works based on the metrics that it stipulates, although that may be an arbitrary factor in terms of your desires—unless you harbor unwavering feelings about kale. Still, if you find a real hot tomato, en-dive right in!
1 Business in the Front, Passion in the Back
Looking for someone to mend your achy breaky heart? MulletPassions.com might just have the ticket to finding a lover simpatico with your Billy Ray Cyrus lifestyle. Yes, on this site you can meet members whose untamable hair matches their unbridled passion with a Joe Dirt attitude. Or, as Mullet Passions suggests, you could “find members who enjoy recreational activities like wrestling, country music or monster trucks.” Ah, l’amour. The best part is that it’s free, so you’ll have even more money to spend on your personal stylist—keep that mudflap rocking!
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