Top 5 things you don’t say to your wife

If you want a happy marriage stay clear of these sayings

5 I don’t want to talk right now.

This statement defines reverse psychology.

4 My job is to bring home the bacon

Suddenly you’ll find yourself with no clean laundry, cooked food and a messy bathroom.

3 We hired this woman in ….

Don’t ever talk about woman at work. If you do be prepared to recite their biography beginning from birth.

2 What do you want to eat?

This will promptly be followed by her asking you the same question in a different form.

1 You’re just like your mom!

If you want to see a woman turn into a wolverine then this will do it. Just remember to shield your face afterwards.
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